Man Makeover

Men I have loved. Men who have potential. Here’s a few tips on improving your chances for a kiss.

 

Starting from the top, a nice haircut is fine.  Just keep it trimmed. Shaggy and Scooby Doo were an item for a reason.

 

Unibrow-just say no.  Ladies endure waxing –  so let it flow.

 

Sideburns-ewgh.  What are you Elvis?

 

Lambchops-really?

 

Nose hairs-clipped, and clean (you know what I mean!)

 

Nose – Biore nose strips, steam, cleanse, repeat.

 

Fresh breath – you really improve your chances if your breath is fresh.  Extra points if your teeth are white and shiny!

 

Fingernails – clean, clipped, short.  I see men with long fingernails who are musicians, but if you don’t play an instrument, please clip it just looks nasty.

 

Toenails – clean, clipped, short, no crust, no fungus. You really reduce your chances for a kiss.

 

Bathed. Nuff said. A clean man is pure ambrosia.

 

Cologne – spray the air and walk through.

 

Fresh clothes-men in a clean t-shirt that is freshly laundered in Tide or Gain is Heaven!

 

Really, guys, it’s easy, it’s just hygiene.  You can stay at home with a beer and a bag of chips, or you can improve your chances.

 

For a kiss.