Men I have loved. Men who have potential. Here’s a few tips on improving your chances for a kiss.
Starting from the top, a nice haircut is fine. Just keep it trimmed. Shaggy and Scooby Doo were an item for a reason.
Unibrow-just say no. Ladies endure waxing – so let it flow.
Sideburns-ewgh. What are you Elvis?
Nose hairs-clipped, and clean (you know what I mean!)
Nose – Biore nose strips, steam, cleanse, repeat.
Fresh breath – you really improve your chances if your breath is fresh. Extra points if your teeth are white and shiny!
Fingernails – clean, clipped, short. I see men with long fingernails who are musicians, but if you don’t play an instrument, please clip it just looks nasty.
Toenails – clean, clipped, short, no crust, no fungus. You really reduce your chances for a kiss.
Bathed. Nuff said. A clean man is pure ambrosia.
Cologne – spray the air and walk through.
Fresh clothes-men in a clean t-shirt that is freshly laundered in Tide or Gain is Heaven!
Really, guys, it’s easy, it’s just hygiene. You can stay at home with a beer and a bag of chips, or you can improve your chances.
For a kiss.